Top 10 reasons I am going to die:
1.don’t always wash fruit before eating it
2.public transportation at night
3.unable to avoid making eye contact with strangers
4.ignore food expiration dates
5.said “Bloody Mary” in the bathroom
6.consider traffic laws helpful suggestions
7.didn’t forward the chain mail
8.talk about conspiracy theories on the telephone
9.would hug a bear if I saw one
10.react to high-risk situations by delivering monologues about them
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